The Bruise

I am so awesome at snowboarding that I keep finding fun new ways of hurting myself while riding. This is what happens to your leg when you land on top of a big pointy rock.

Me: I'm sick of these stupid snowboarding injuries. I'm just gonna make ice-climbing my main winter sport, it's much safer.
Andrew: Well, with climbing you're either completely fine or you're dead.
Me: Yeah, that sounds good to me.